This is a question I get ALL the time. I never really know how to answer it. I have developed some "stock" answers to try and minimize the awkwardness of it all. They are:
- Just lucky for someone!
- It appears to be the 8th wonder of the world.
- Because, ask me what I am doing Saturday night? Answer: Anything I want!
These are some lighthearted answers that typically make the conversation go in a different direction. Although, there is definitely a stimga attached to being single. It seems being married and divorced is somehow more acceptable than having never been married. And, being miserable with someone is OK because at least they have someone. LOL
This question came up recently with a friend who is also single, so, thought I would try and give some insight.
As online dating seems to be the easiest way to meet people, I would like to give some real world examples of what it is like out there. The below excerpts are people who have "liked" me on various sites.
This might help understand the plight single people are up against.
Anthony, 62
Either your with me or you ain't.
I got sh** to do and no money for you. If you don't trust your real hair, that's a problem.
David, 40
Just looking for something casual. Not a relationship! You do you and I'll do me. When you want to meet up, give me a shout. Simple! Third divorce was the charm for me so I won't be "wifing" anyone up again. Last divorce cost me everything just to get her out of my life. Time overseas contributed to my other divorces. I am done having kids.
Andrew, 53
A simple person who loves riding my horses and spending time with my daughters. I suck at taking pictures. Note: Gold diggers ARE allowed and I'm affectionate. If you can't hold a conversation, don't bother writing.
Darren, 50
Q: How much does a polar bear weigh?
A: Enough to break the ice.
I'm like a pitchfork, not the most complicated or expensive tool in the market, but, I have a few very good points.
Gideon, 51
Leaning how to live after a horriffic motorcycle wreck.
Eriek, 53
Just completed a 22 month stretch in the joint so, I am a little thick from all the bread and water! Strictly about my money. Hard worker. Sincere. Non drinker or drug user. Caring and looking for a str8 woman. Preferably no kids and for sure no DAMN drama!
Jeremy, 47
Is that a bottle of hand sanitizer in your pocket, or, are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?
Patrick, 47
I am a ray of F'in sunshine.
Thomas, 58
When I die, you can scatter my ashes.
Tim, 49
I am who I am. If you don't like it, don't let the door hit you on the way out. If you can't laugh at jokes, I'm not what you are looking for.
Goran, 51
Handsome, all women tell me. I can send pictures on messenger. I only want pretty and beautiful women.
Benino, 49
You are a fool!!!!
Jesus, 59
I like you.
Lesson Learned? For the new year, I am going to pay for some dating sites. The free ones are all kinds of crazy. And, this topic will be continued in other chapters as I haven't even scratched the surface. And, at least Jesus likes me!
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