He said what now?

This is a continuation of crazy things I have seen or received with online dating. These are all actual screenshots from over the years but I have cropped to make them anonymous.

Let's get started!

For those not familiar, the paragraph below your picture on an online dating site is for you to put your best foot forward and present your top qualities and what you are looking for in a partner.

So, when this guy talks about not being a scammer, what do you think he is? Yup. Everything about this profile screams fake. And if it isn't, he sure isn't describing himself in a positive light.

Don't connect with him if you don't trust him he says? Please. Swipe left!

This one begins his profile with yelling and then follows up with everything he is not looking for on this dating site. If I am a scammer, I would probably start with this guy. He seems like he can easily fall for the nonsense!

Also swiped left!

This guy has an interesting take on a website he is on. He is looking to be banned? I mean, why bother even filling out a profile? Who in the world is like, sign me up for this guy, he sounds dreamy!? As I always say, if you are banned on any website, you are the problem!

No thank you...

I am just going to leave this one right here......

And, finally. For starters, *you're *ain't. I am a bit confused as to not trusting your own hair? I would love to know how many dates he gets from a profile like this!?

Lesson learned? Dating is a game of numbers. You need to weed through the crazy (and there is alot of crazy) and hope to find someone you want to go out with! As you can see, it isn't as easy as it seems.