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The Sue in the City - A Dating Blog

I must be part squirrel, I attract all the nuts!

Dating chronicles from the past 25 years, buckle up!

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Chicago's Finest

I thought this only happened in cartoons?

Monstah Bad

He said he had 3 extra tickets to the Coca Cola suite. This suite is one of the best in the ball park, right next to the owners.

May the Force be with you

So, now I am sitting here with a married man listening to his trysts? No thank you.

He Has Man Hands!

Sue: I’m not big on these type of questions for texts. If you want to meet up, let me know.

Like School on Saturday, no Class!

He said his ex-wife was basically a kept woman. He said her job was having lunch and working out.

Don't Quit your Day Job

We start dancing and he isn't great. I told him he should get his money back for the lessons and he said you know, you are funny.

Mr. Harley

He finally shows up and it was a warm night and I see he is all sweaty.

Lather, Rinse and Repeat

He goes on to tell me he actually lives with his family. I say, is it multiple houses on one property? He says, nope.

United We Aren't

Wait for it, he said my wife doesn't understand me and doesn't like hanging out with me much.

The Art of Conversation

Every question I would ask, he was more than happy to answer, and then some. What I quickly notice is that he doesn’t ask me any questions.

The Old Bait and Switch

Now, her first reaction is, he had a very old picture. Although, not that unusual with internet dating.

Drinking and Winking

Once we found a guy that we liked, I would send a note and ask for their adventurous spirit to join us for a party at a bar.

Damsel in Distress

I said to him, can I take you out for a drink sometime to thank you for your help? He said, I would love to see you, but can I take you out!

Your Life will Remain Interesting

As I review his profile, I am concerned because there are 6 pictures of him and each one does not show his teeth.

Shy-town

He goes in before me and doesn’t pay for me. I was shocked. I would have paid for any friend behind me.

Minus Guy

He said, I think you could just be the girl to change my mind.

Hey Sugar

He arrives at my door and my expectation was for a pretty boy to be knocking. When I see him, he wasn't that at all.

White (Black) Sox Fan

The dreaded I have to tell you something Sue. I said, spill it (knowing him for all of 2 hours).

Wine Not?

I didn't have the heart to tell him all I could smell was sewer.

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