Chicago's Finest
I thought this only happened in cartoons?
I must be part squirrel, I attract all the nuts!
Dating chronicles from the past 25 years, buckle up!
I thought this only happened in cartoons?
He said he had 3 extra tickets to the Coca Cola suite. This suite is one of the best in the ball park, right next to the owners.
So, now I am sitting here with a married man listening to his trysts? No thank you.
Sue: I’m not big on these type of questions for texts. If you want to meet up, let me know.
He said his ex-wife was basically a kept woman. He said her job was having lunch and working out.
We start dancing and he isn't great. I told him he should get his money back for the lessons and he said you know, you are funny.
He finally shows up and it was a warm night and I see he is all sweaty.
He goes on to tell me he actually lives with his family. I say, is it multiple houses on one property? He says, nope.
Wait for it, he said my wife doesn't understand me and doesn't like hanging out with me much.
I had an intuition I might need an end time with him.
Every question I would ask, he was more than happy to answer, and then some. What I quickly notice is that he doesn’t ask me any questions.
Now, her first reaction is, he had a very old picture. Although, not that unusual with internet dating.
Once we found a guy that we liked, I would send a note and ask for their adventurous spirit to join us for a party at a bar.
I said to him, can I take you out for a drink sometime to thank you for your help? He said, I would love to see you, but can I take you out!
As I review his profile, I am concerned because there are 6 pictures of him and each one does not show his teeth.
He goes in before me and doesn’t pay for me. I was shocked. I would have paid for any friend behind me.
He said, I think you could just be the girl to change my mind.
He arrives at my door and my expectation was for a pretty boy to be knocking. When I see him, he wasn't that at all.
The dreaded I have to tell you something Sue. I said, spill it (knowing him for all of 2 hours).
I didn't have the heart to tell him all I could smell was sewer.