He leans over to me and asks if I can feel it. I said, feel what? He said, the chemistry between us.

I hear the Head Coach is single, do you think he is in my wheelhouse?

He is a musician, the best, just ask him.

I thought your profile said Chicago? I am downtown off Michigan Avenue.

There was a weight taken off my shoulder like I have never experienced.

Truth be told, I have always wanted to be Catfished.

He said, would you ever go out with me? I will clean up and take you out to a place that is really nice, I promise.

Am I the only one who has watched movies where someone is captive in a car and before you know it, they are pushing up daisies? No thanks.

Internet Date: What do you want to do with your life?

No one has the power to make you happier than the right man or more miserable than the wrong one.

If he shares too much in his profile, he might have more problems than a math book.

His reply? Uh oh, I don’t think I have any jeans that fit me!?

Bottom line, the lady has to charge 3 times the amount for my guy? Oh, hell no. That is not my guy.

He had very rosy cheeks but I was sure that was from the cold weather.

He had many one word answers which I, of course, have no patience for.

It pulls matches based on where you are located so this will be fun to check out the German talent!

Oh wait, imagine the worst baby voice as well!

I will send him a note, he will never be able to meet up anyway because he hasn’t every single time I have asked.

So, as he walks in, he does this dance that makes him look like he is having convulsions.

When I think back, I didn’t remember him having any trouble crossing his legs on the plane.