I wish I could see your face when you get to the end because I never saw it coming either!

Match guy: You have nice teeth.

I asked the guy sitting to the left if the seat was taken? His answer, hopefully by you. Game on.

I was extra creeped out that he was monitoring when I was on the app.

He said he joined match.com and has had 28 first dates and none of them were converted to a second date.

Someone else got the rose. And, I have to get in the limo to go home.

I said, is that toothbrush weighing you down?

But, I quickly discover the one picture he used on the dating site is from 2015.

It occured to me his garbage habits are probably a cost saving effort.

She said, you don’t have a Valentine? I have got a guy…..(my favorite words).

He begins his profile with yelling and then follows up with everything he is not looking for on this dating site.

He was under the impression that everyone was truthful and putting their best foot forward with their profiles.

I mean, the universe sent me on a different mountain so I could meet this man! For sure!

Whoa! I said, does that mean you aren’t friends with your wife?

He said whether you repel guys or not is totally up to you.

Generally speaking, I don’t have a good poker face and when he discloses the crazy so early on, it is hard for me.

He said, if people don’t respect me, we are going to have problems.

He is one of those guys who acts worldly but, rarely leaves his small town in Wisconsin.

Leave it to a teenager to articulate it perfectly.

39 and lives at home? What in the ever loving Coltee is going on? (for you 90 Day Fiance fans).